Going up.

The Ladder of Truth.
One must be a total moron to attempt it.
Only true airheads make it to the top.
I earned my crown.

Llamas?

This was an odd excursion...

Looking Back.

I survived.

The Country.

VICTORY!

I own The Mount.
I claim victory with this international tradition,
thus compleating my airhead mission.

Observe.

Dry.

Trespassing

Dirt...been there.
Dogs...done that.
Where are the guns?